RISE OF THE TSAR BABY

This is a totally and completely series of fake Russian tales, similar to and based off of the Arabian Nights, starring a character from my mind, named Czar Baby. His real name is:
Joseph Stalingrad Vladmir Nickoli Leningrad McSt.Petersburg III. There are, of corse, other characters, but, you'll meet them as they come along. this story is purely fictional, and for comedic purposes only, if you find it offensive, then feel free to not read this.