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Seven year old Heiress Dracarys Malfoy fell from the third floor of Malfoy manor.
When she woke she was not herself.

Option A: She lost all her memories and gained the power of knowing shit.
Option B: She's not really who they say she is, because she should be a He called Draco and this fucking Harry Potter.

Well, you know what they say- 'When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth'.

In this case what remains is a lost girl with a sharp tongue, that enjoys spitting out muggle songs when she has nothing to say.

Oh well it's anarchy, cats and dogs living together and mass hysteria.
It's chaos, pure and simple.

[Self Insert as Fem Draco Malfoy]