000: New Assigntment

"My son needs protection'' Jeremy, mayor of Palm Spring, California informed his fellow diplomats and honored military soldiers.

''Girls swarming him like he's a flame and they're moths. Threatening e-mails if he doesn't break up with Selena... that they'll kill him, her, or both.

I'm not asking for an army.

I'm asking for help.''

*This story was originally written by RamenTalk*