The First Day

You moved to South Park, Colorado from (insert any country/state/city.) You moved into the house right in between a dark, blue hat boy and a green hat boy. Across the street, lived an overweight boy in a light blue hat and a few blocks down, lived a boy in an orange parka. You later found out their names were Eric Cartmen, Kyle Brovlovski, Stan Marsh, and Kenny McCormick. You start school with them, today....

(WARNING: COARSE LANGUAGE) You have been warned...