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[❀] Papyrus is the type to eat gummybears in pairs so they don't die alone.
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[❀] Papyrus is the type to unplug Sans' life support just to charge his Nintendo DS.
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[❀] [Accurate summary of Undertale]
Flowey: *flips light switch on and off* welcome to hell! welcome to hell! welcome to hell!
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[❀] [Chara as a doctor]
Chara: The problem is you seem to be lacking Vitamin see.
Frisk: ...
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[❀] [Sans as a doctor]
Sans: What seems to be the problem?
Patient: It hurts when I do this...
Sans: Then don't do that.
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[❀] You: *sends Sans to get pads*
Sans: What size pussy u wear?

[And way more not-funny-yet-still-somehow-funny jokes inside~!]