A Story With a Lot of Cliche's

So, this is completely meant to be just a huge joke of everything from the popular stories combined. Start reading it, you will see what I mean about the huge joke thing. I can't even write a description telling the plot because there is barely a plot at all. I hope you enjoy it though! Also, the spelling and grammar mistakes ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THERE. It highlights how much a story can be ruined because of them.