prelude + synopsis

"Hey Simone, it's me Dylan. I just wanted you to know that last night was great, but I don't want any responsibility."
"..."
"I know I kinda sound like an ass, telling you over text."
"This isn't Simone."
"Oh god! Sorry! OMFG I'm so sorry."
"It's okay. But you do sound like an ass."
"..."
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in which a fuckboy texts the wrong girl accidentally and embarrasses himself
ranked #1 textrovert