S E B A S T I A N

28 year old Sebastian Michaelis has no idea what he's doing with life. Working all day and coming home to a quiet, semi-lifeless abode doesn't seem very ideal to him, not anymore at least. Finally getting fed up with the boredom, Sebastian decides to do what might be the strangest thing a guy his age could do: adopt a child.

[SWEARING AND SUGGESTIVE THEMES RESIDE IN THIS STORY. VEIWER djDISCRETION ADVISED]

I bet you five bucks no one reads this lol.