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(maybe skip to part 12 and read from there and then go back and read the rest bc ive been writing this for a long time and it was never meant to be good but soMe of it hooooo boyy ) Enclosed here is a true story. A super-hero-origins-type story. You might laugh. You might cry. You will probably want to blind yourself so that you don't have to read any further. These are all risks you will have to be willing to take. As it is a true story, the names have been changed, both to protect the identity of those involved and to give some of them more suitable names. I'm so sorry mum. WARNING. THIS IS NOT SERIOUS. PLEASE DO NOT JUDGE MY LITERARY SKILLS BASED ON THIS JOKE. Any similarities between characters, places, and events used in this fictitious work are entirely coincidental, no offense is meant by any of it. I swear. 23.874% of the credit for this goes to @fujoshi_pxtterson Completed,,, or is it??? >:)
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