1-Beware the Danger

Human AU. What starts out as a normal Friday night for the "Bad Touch Trio" soon becomes an opportunity for Francis to use his favorite word in reference to his best friends. Unfortunately, Gilbert and Antonio couldn't possibly have fallen for people who would return their feelings easily, but Francis is determined to help them out despite his own relationship-or lack thereof. Spamano, PruAus, France/Jeanne d'Arc