Charlemagne Arceneaux-Wang

Halfback Charlemagne Arceneaux-Wang has placed his team, the Paris Revolution, on his shoulders and is pinballing towards the end zone on the heels of a graceful lateral pitched by an Amplified clone of Napoleon Bonaparte. As excellent as he looked in his uniform, inspired by Napoleonic military officer's finery, he was ill prepared for the accidental(?) hit that ended his drive just short of the goal line...