Chapter 1: Mindfully Mistaken Marlo

THREE THINGS YOU HAVE TO KNOW: 1. Life sucks. 2. Lying is useless. 3. Being devoid of emotion is fun. Facts about myself: 1. The Name is Marlo. 2. Yes, it's gender indifferent. 3. I'm a mindreader 4. Mommy's dead and Daddy's rich. 5. Single forever! 6. I like Skittles. They're good. 7. I'm all out of red and brown hair dye. 8. Puppies. 9. I'm wearing green contacts. 10. I'm a hypocrite. Understand? No? Oh well, let curiosity get the better of you and at least read what I have to say first. - Mindfully Yours, Marlo.