Chapter 1 - Everyplayer On The Internet

WARNING!!!! YOU MUST HAVE A RELATIVELY SICK MIND AND BE OF BELOW THE AVERAGE MATURITY LEVEL TO READ THIS OR GET ANY OF THE JOKES IN THIS. THERE IS A SHIT TON OF SWEARING IN THIS AND WE WOULD ADVISE ANDYBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 13 DO NOT READ THIS. THAKS GUYS
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