Rules if You Don't Want to Drown

They say you don't choose your family…but sometimes you don't choose your friends either.

My name is Alexandra Polanski and I have bad taste. Not in clothes, but in friends. You don't believe me? Hitch a ride onto the cuckoo train! Meet the people that can make me laugh until my sides hurt, but sometimes would love to strangle. They're the friends I hate to love, but love to hate. The story of one girl overwhelmed with five guys, but also of love and true friendship. Of secrets and things better kept hidden under the carpet.

Remember: Always keep a bottle of something strong nearby...and maybe a jar of peanut butter, you'll thank me later. ;)