In Which a Decision is Made

John and Alexander Hamilton have hired Elizabeth Schuyler to be their surrogate.
Eliza is married to Maria Schuyler; the woman who didn't want kids. Ever. Being a family woman, Eliza had to do something with children; so she became a surrogate.
As the pregnancy goes along and the due date looms closer, the Hamiltons sign up for a parenting class at the local community college.
There, they meet the Lafayettes, the Jeffersons, and Aaron Burr.
Chaos ensues.