Chapter I - Crispy Days

The last book you will ever read... a interesting topic. Some would say that they would want to read one of their favorites to end their career as a earthling. Others would say "Why in the world would I want to read at all?". I feel your pain. There is, however, a different perspective to take. The dauntless way. Read this book, if you can. And if you can accomplish the most difficult feat ever thought of to man (reading this book btw), you'll defy death. Living as a immortal is really boring, so do the world a favor, and don't read this book. I'm surprised you are still living, reading this description. I have no more words, not literally though. Good night childrens.