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NEW STORY: A homage to Isaac Asimov's robot stories with a Scömìche twist

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Everything about today has Agent Scott Hoying supremely unsettled. And it's barely even started. Three impossible things before breakfast are three things too many. He has so many questions about the chain of events that have led him here, standing utterly stunned in front of the Director of the Federal Robotics Agency, that he doesn't even know where to start.

"She's your what?!" Scott says, incredulously.
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Shout out to the obscenely talented ptxcaz on tumblr; I've used their beautiful drawing for the cover.

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