First Attempt

Dazai Osamu, a die hard fan of suicide, wanted to find a beautiful woman to commit a double suicide with.

He searched high and low but now, it's time to search in the middle: the internet.

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(Bakamono: I don't own Bungou Stray Dogs. I don't own Dazai. I don't own you. But I do own the plot.

Enjoy!)