"Just Shake My Hand, Pine Tree."

**WARNING: BILLDIP SMUT ONE SHOT**

Oh who am I kidding, you're probably here for that anyways ;)

Dipper is left frustrated when his sister Mabel abandons him to figure out the password of McGucket's computer all by himself. He's even more pissed off when the computer has had too many failed password attempts and becomes desperate for an answer. Guess who shows up to offer a deal for precious Pine Tree. None other than the dream demon, Bill Cipher. But it comes with a price. A very naughty one in fact ;)