1. A wittle wittle bee...

This is a book of random sorts,

Nah, it ain't a poem, we're too lazy for that.

But you'll still love us,

Or we'll kill you (might be kidding).

This is a book to make you laugh,

And to make you choke on your coffee when you read something dirty.

This book is nothing short of a mess,

It's called the FRAGZS Book of Randomness.