You're Nuts.

So, I'm not really good with introductions but, here it is. My name? It's Mavis Jamely. Uhm, I had to move to my beach house because of my ass of a father. Now I live with my mom, & there are these total douche neighbours next door that I didn't even know existed... Well one is a douche, the other one hasn't talked to me, just looks at me funny. Anyways, I have to go to school tomorrow which is kinda weird saying because I've never been to school before, ever. Anyways. Uhm, yeah... This is my story, well...our story.