THE BASICS

Unknown: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MCDONALDS HAROLD

Mallory: this is not 'HAROLD' but I would like some McDonalds

Mallory: I'll have a 20 piece with fries

Unknown: no

Mallory: rude

hey did y'all know i wrote this when i was 11 and it's kind of the worst memory of my life so here's some cringe shit i hate with all of my souls please feel free to message me about how bad it is because yes,, i do want to make fun of myself

this book is a book with swearing and sexual references
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