Prologue: London, 1884

Okay, this originally was a crack ship that I came up with during swim practice. And it kind of evolved into this really strange fanfiction about two immortal dudes who wind up teaching at Hogwarts during CoS.
The main pairing is an older, OOC version of Harry called Hadrian Peverell, and Dorian Gray.
(Yes, that Dorian Gray.)
Harry Potter still exists. FYI.
Hadrian teaches Defense and Dorian teaches History of Magic.

Warnings: Language, implied? sexual content, murder