Injuries AU

Title says it all. Welcome fellow gay shippers and demigods. If You're homophobic (this isn't even a phobia but ok) GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY PROFILE AND NEVER TURN BACK!
On that note, let us begin. I suck at smut but I will be accepting all kinds of requests.
WARNING: (anything you say can and will be held against you... jk. Anyone got my FOB reference?no? ok) There will be swearing.