Chapter 1

New story so don't judge to harshly :3

P: Hello there, Porters the name. I'm gonna tell you a little story of how I met the asshole known as the Joker.

J: Yes doll but I'm your asshole.

P: No one asked you.

Harley????: HEY PUDDIN

Author: YOUR NOT EVEN IN THIS STORY! Or is she?? Read and vote please and thank you!

I do not own any DC characters, I only own Porter