Author Note

What do you do when your mom decides to marry a douchebag?

Your Options:

• talk to her about your feelings? Oh gosh no!

• accept her decision? Gross- You're not that stupid!

• run away to your aunt who lives on the other side of the united states while trusting a complete stranger with a car who turns out to be friends with a potential America-wide searched murderer and then take in a sarcastic college student who threw a vase at his boyfriends head? Definitely!

(At least they're all hot)