Not Another Vampire Story

If you think this is one of those stories were some stupid girl decides to take a walk in the middle of the night and gets kidnapped by none other than a ridiculously good looking vampire. (Which reminds me why do they have to be really good looking or so ugly you die by just looking at them? Why can't they be average good looking or average ugly? Anyways I'm getting off topic) Then you're wrong...well not entirely...But I'm not some stupid chick and i don't go walking in the middle of the night, without being prepared of course. You know like bringing your favorite sword with you when taking a stroll.
*PLEASE NOTE THAT MY WRITING HAS IMPROVED A LOT SINCE I STARTED THIS STORY. THE PLOT GETS BETTER AS WELL. ENJOY!*