1 one. 01.. 1776

how dose a basterd orphin.. son of a whoee n a scostemn drop in deh midles of a fergitten spot in deh caribben by provdience nposnverish in skualeor.. gro up 2 b a hero n a sclohar???1?

well u about 2 foind out cus dis storey will tell u every thing. alwxanbar hammtieoln was a fonder of deh unitsd stats of amirica.. n even if u dont live in amereca u wil still enjouy

( This was originally just a lams crackfic but now it's gonna be the entirety of Hamilton written in crackfic form. Praise Lin. )

((do u like the cover. i might make a better 1))