#1: Stupid

(Idea Child at a radio station)

"Uhh... is this thing on?" *nervously taps mic*

"Yes, Idea Child, it is."

"Oh. Well, um- hi, my name is Slim- I mean, Idea Child, and I d-decided to write a book about how even though I'm Idea Child- I-I don't have the best ideas..."

"Very cool! So, what's the name of this book?"

"I decided to c-call it- um, well, it's kind of stupid..."

"Oh, ok! Make sure you go read Idea Child's latest book, 'Um, Well, It's Kind Of Stupid' today!"
*ends broadcast*

"W-wait, can we do that over again?"

"No, that was a live broadcast. Why?"

"Oh no."