Recipe for Love

Stuart... I could gobble him up! Not literally, of course! Unless he asked me to...

I am in LOVE with the chef at work! Not only does he cook, he's in a band! Dreamy, or what?

But how could we ever be together, short of murdering his girlfriend, making it look like an accident, and using some kinda Hoodoo-Voodoo to make him love me?!

I was soon to find out...