Im not a homosexual

This is a story about a guy named striderdoodle, he was the best doodle that ever fooking doodled.

((I have no idea if this is going to be a gag story or not. I guess you'll find out))
((Irl tho, It's 12 im the morning and i've been drinking mountain dew i think i was drugged.))

edit from 2020: its NO DOUBT a crackfic