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STOP. THIS IS NOT THE PHANFIC. IF YOU CANNOT PAUSE FOR FIVE SECONDS TO READ THE DESCRIPTION, THEN I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR COMMENTS. I'M NOT CHANGING THE DAMN TITLE JUST BECAUSE YOU WONT READ THE DESCRIPTION.

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This is the story of a man named Matthew Hoopes and his hat. Hoopes' hat becomes posessed and tries to tame Matthew Thiessen's ramen noodle hair. Together, along with their friends Cola and Sahara, they must work to put an end to the red hat and save Matt's majestic hair.