PROLOGUE

PROLOGUE :

"You are Cantankerous . Your Asperity is Arrant .
You should be castigated for your Cant .
Your minions are not going to censure you because they are Chauvinistic . What you did was Brazen .
You are boorish .
You are baleful.
You deserve chastisement .
And I avow that I will chasten you one day " she yelled at me with a red face and walked away

"What the hell ! What was that all about ? Man , what language was that ? Was that even English ? " I ran my hands again and again in my hair with frustration
and yelled to no one in particular

"What was that ?"

And Jake , my nerd 'minion ' as she called answerd with a smug smile

"That is what is called as Harangue , my boy "

Oh God save me !