Draco Malfoy and the Squeaky Shoes

When spoiled toddler Draco's tantrums grow to epic proportions, they threaten Lucius' sanity. Narcissa saves the day with a pair of muggle squeaky shoes. Narcissa buys a pair for Draco and Harry's first child (adopted from the orphanage they manage), and Draco helps spread the (non)magical tantrum-averting shoes. Drarry. family, fluff, and humor. One-shot. Complete.

UPDATE: podfic available on ao3 and soundcloud here:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11035707

https://soundcloud.com/shilo-quetchenbach/draco-malfoy-and-the-squeaky-shoes?in=shilo-quetchenbach/sets/podfics