Pseudo-manifesto.

[Avert your eyes! This containts top secret, super-classified, highly confidental information.]
- You're not supposed to know that Cass may be in grave danger after eating the dreaded Time Travel Chocolate. Or that Max-Ernest, our expert hypochondriac, must diagnose Cass's mysterious condition before it's too late.
- For Max-Ernest, it's a race against time; for Cass, a race through it. For you, well, it's a race ti find out what happens. But read carefully because ... THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
Warning: shield your eyes!