PARODY OF 1D FANFICS. This book parodies typical fanfics written about Harry's dimples, Zayn's hair, Liam's... well i don't know anything about liam, that gay one's... erm... wait, what's he famous for? .... well he wears stripes, i know that. oh and the irish one's irishness. DISCLAIMER: NOTHING IN THIS STORY IS MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE; AND IT'S NOT A PERSONAL ATTACK ON ANY AUTHOR/STORY ON WATTPAD. So calm your tits. I wrote this book as an extension of my 'first world problems on wattpad rant' book. In case you didn't realize, all spelling/punctuation/grammatical errors in this book were made on purpose, for comedic effect. Yes I realized most of the plot didn't make sense. When do fanfics ever make sense? All rights reserved.