Vacuums Suck.

Why can't I just have them both?

"Don't be selfish!"
"Choose one."
"That's not how it WORKS."
"Dude, you can't love two people the same way. It's, like, impossible or something."

Yeah? Well, fuck you.

~OR~

A story of love, puberty, school, pressure, parents and ignorance. All in the conservative town of South Park, which most teens swear is the craziest town in America. Add Tweek's anxiety, Craig's traditional parents and Kenny's fucked up family then see how fun high school is.

[ There needs to be more Creekenny tbh so here I am. All rights to South Park go to the creators, i'm just entertaining myself. Obviously gonna have swearing, it's a SOUTH PARK fanfic, I mean, COME ON. Oh and a whole lot of gay shit as well. ]