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An insanely hilarious tale that's in no way meant to be historically correct, follow Hammick the unwilling clan leader as he tries to prepare his people for a war most of them would rather not fight, he is aided by a porn loving Oracle that mostly receives visions from the 21st century and a few trust worthy friends.
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