Don't Skip The Intro, Otherwise The Story Won't Make Sense

"I AM THE FUTURE QUEEN OF THE PAST!"

Riding around on baby dinosaurs, being told what you're doing wrong by your royal pain of a mother and having to marry a vampire prince. . . all typical, day-in-the-life things for a carefree cave girl.
Wait.
Scratch that last part. I have to do WHAT?

Join the adventure of the centuries as Merry-Sue escapes her horrible faith and finds herself in a new time, a new world and new friends. Riddled with humor, her story can get just about anyone laughing out loud!