Croissant, an acrostic poem.

Carl. I was looking for a crosiant emoji and realized there isn't one ;~; how the truck do you spell crosiant? Am I spelling it right? Anyways this is a poem about Carl or some shlit.. I'm sorry I can't swear I know I sound like a vegetable xc
ALSO I DONT OWN DE PICTURE PLZ DONT KILL MEH