cast ++ warning ++ disclaimer

❝ LIKE HOW MANY COCAINE ROWS DID WE SNIFF??

PROBABLY 10 AT A TIME ❞

❝ I THOUGHT THAT SAID COCAINE BOW❞

❝ a bow

made of

chlocaine ❞

in which a girl with no life writes a cringy but funny book about her friends' relationship

welcome to the adventures of chlosie

[IM NOT SURE IF IM GOING TO ADD THE QUOTE ABOVE IN THE BOOK. PROBABLY NOT. BUT IT IS FROM AN ACTUAL CHLOSIE CONVERSATION. SO ENJOY CHILDREN]