Introduction • Novocaine •

Patrick Stump is a love sick teenager, and Pete Wentz just can't commit long enough for the loveable high-schooler. So - naturally - Patrick gets his heart broken when Pete leaves him for someone Patrick happened to be friends with: Mikey Way. Patrick is infuriated, but being his adorable self can't bring himself to show it.

Luckily enough, Mikey's brother is absolutely obsessed with revenge.