Prologue

Tali lives beneath the sea.
Yes, she's a mermaid.
No, she doesn't like humans.
Quite the opposite.

She'd rather kill one than befriend it.

But fate has other ideas.
Stuck on land until the full moon when her tail will return, Tali is forced to learn how to blend in to civilized human culture.
What happens, you ask?
She's in for one crazy ride, that's for sure.

*WARNING*
Contains foul language