Rules With Roomies

"Rule number one, there better not be any... Girl products lying around, got it?" Ellie tried to hold back a laugh, she nodded her head slowly. "Rule number two, no cock-blocks. If we bring a girl home, I don't want to hear any Michael Jackson blaring from your room."

"But I love-"

"I don't care," Oliver sighed, "these are the rules. Deal with it."