A Teenager Walks Into A Party...

So the joke goes, a teenager sneaks out of their parents' house to go to a party. Why? No one knows the specifics, not even the teenager. But this teen is trying to give life - a fun life - a shot.

The punchline is, that someone else is helping call the shots.

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Young!Sam Drake/Reader (unspecified gender)

a self-indulgent fic because idk why not