Chapter One: Me

"And then the cat jumped over the moon!" ~*~ "Shut up, Liam!" "But that isn't my name..." "Do I look like I care" ~*~ "For Narnia!" ~*~ "Hold on tight, Gretel" ~*~ "Why must I be so attractive?" ~*~ "If you don't be quiet I'm gonna pop you in the back of your forehead!" "But I don't have a back of my forehead." "Well you do now" On the outside, I may appear totally normal, but I assure you, I most definitely am not. Run while you still can, children. Oh, you're still here? Well then sick back and enjoy the Story of My Life... pun intended.