Part 1: Wait... WHAT?

*** This work contains adult themes; please do not read unless you're 18+ ***

Jack desperately wishes to become an honorary grump. It's been his dream for so long, and now that he knows what becoming an honorary grump entails he's determined to make it happen, even if it means doing some things he normally wouldn't.

*** for those of you coming here specifically for septiplier, this is your one warning: it's 99% nOT septiplier. There will likely be some undertones and possibly an actual chapter devoted to it. But... please, for the love of fuck, don't complain to me about the other ships. If you don't like the other ships, DON'T READ.