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Would you rather have Dan whip you with his heated straightener or have Phil say bad words all day long? [ phan ]

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[ @skathaway | 2016]
note: KAJSJS I WROTE THIS BACK WHEN I USED TO BE A FUCKING CRINGY PHANNIE PLS READ THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK THANK