LET.ME.SLEEEEEEP!!!!!!! (Naruto fanfic)

Neru. It means sleep. And you must remember this equation. Neru+sleep+pocky+iPhone= happy Neru. And Happy Neru=Not destructed village. Neru is the fairy of sleep and time. She is roughly 937,475,086,209 years old, but she spent 70% of that sleeping, so she is still VERY childish. Centuries ago, her cavern was under a tree in the forest, but in the present time, she is directly 100 feet under the Sand Village. Now, Neru is bored. So I guess Time is coming out again huh?