Description
[READ THIS: THIS IS THE OLD VERSION OF DANK DIARIES. UNLESS YOU'RE POSITIVE THIS IS THE VERSION YOU WANT TO READ, PLEASE GO TO THE ONE LABELED [OFFICAL].] Meet Paige Drob. She drinks Clorox everyday because people tell her to spin a Prizewheel. Paige has two friends named Larry Stu and Mary Sue. One day, Bob Duncan, the principal of Paigedro Middle School died. And Larry, Mary, and Paige have to find Donald Trump, who's penis magic was so strong he killed Principal Duncan. In this spiritual, meaningful, emotional story, the mystery and charm is strong. Reviewers have said the story is sadder than the fact America is either getting Clinton or Trump as president. WARNING: When reading this book you may lose: Your sperm, your virginity, your Seven Deadly Sins keychain you forgot you had because we stole it before you where even born, your Mr. Krabs, your anime/manga, your make-up company, your Melanie Martinez, and more. Mignonne is in no way responsible for the loss and suing her will result in her middle finger shoved up your ass. "Dank" writing on cover by MissMintyMagic, her attempt to make cringe hand writing. Cover by me. Girl in Thumbnail: Paige Drob Cover currently updated to be even more cringey.
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